Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo mama so fat she died.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!