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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
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Yo mama so fat she died.
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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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