Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.