Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.