Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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