Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.