The best insulting jokes

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Vote: has 78.50 % from 306 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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