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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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