Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.