Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet.
A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot.
He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'".
The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious.
So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"