Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!