Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.