"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.