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I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already WORLD WIDE!
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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