I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already WORLD WIDE!
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.