The best IT jokes

Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: IT
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: IT
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day, she went to him and said, Hi. I'm Jada. He said, Hi. I'm Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend.
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has 70.33 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: IT, marriage, phone, religious, technology
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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has 70.24 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dating, IT, phone, technology
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
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