A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.