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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
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