A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.