The best IT jokes

A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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