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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
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What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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