The best IT jokes

What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology
Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
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has 50.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: fart, IT
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
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