Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
You realize that you are dependent of the internet when: You forget in what year you are. You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened. You dream only of quick connections. You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?