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Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
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What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
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Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
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What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
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Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
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