Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.