Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
Windows: Artificial Intelligence!