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Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
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Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
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The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
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The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
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