The best IT jokes

A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
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What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
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The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
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With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
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The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
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Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
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The six front keys have rotted out.
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