A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. ‘If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?’ Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard. With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.