Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."