The best jewish jokes

Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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What was so bad about being a black Jew? You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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