Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.