Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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