Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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