Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.
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A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.
Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff."
So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away.
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"How do you know he isn t?"
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They re always switching their tails.
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay?
A: In the bridle suite.