Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow.
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !