Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.