Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them: If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.
Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!