Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
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Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer.
"You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said.
The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods.
At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup."
Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.
It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away.
So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit.
It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise.
On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock.
One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!"
The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?"
The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?"
The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".
What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got milk?