Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.