What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog. One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where are we?" The man yells back, "About a half mile from town." Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, "He must have been a lawyer." The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?" The first says, "That’s easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant."
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.