Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.