Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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