Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
Vote:
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
Vote:
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Vote:
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
Vote:
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Vote: