The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!