The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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