Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...