What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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The Moona Lisa.
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Grade A.
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He tured into a starfish.
When is a lion not a lion?
When he turns into his cage.
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Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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