Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.