Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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