Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.