What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk.
The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk.
However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.