If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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