If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.