Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.