Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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