How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in the whole event.
The man thought to himself, "Great, he's four years old and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the gun. I guess I'll let him ask and then I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said,
"Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails.
A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!