Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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