Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.