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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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