Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.