What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!