Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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