When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.