Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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