Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.