Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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