Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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