Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''