Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
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Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She burys it.
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Major Bumsore.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
The judge:
Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association?
The inculpated:
Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.
In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful.
Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could.
The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff.
His hopes were dim.
Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!"
The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air.
Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to an abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused.
Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you, God, for the food I'm about to receive..."
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"